hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.
i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT THE FRIES IN THE OVEN HOLY SHIT
Can we just appreciate this gif?
Because it isn’t photoshopped.
It’s just Mark perfectly not moving his face
Mark is like one of those chickens
Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in
450 notes, no one thought of mentioning who is the actor with such beautiful eyes?
Because everyone knows.
Only one man has candy apple green eyes.
the greenest green to ever green
I ship them with Benedicts eyes
And I ship them with these eyes
Green and blue, like the sky touching the grass
as one descends from heaven, to touch the earth
That was beautiful.
And our eyes, green and blue.
Like the sky reaching down to touch the grass,
Like Heaven descending to Earth.
And when they blend,
Like the salty, turquoise ocean,
Lapping the surface,
Thirsting for our love.
But we have to be careful, my dear,
Because in a certain lighting one might mistake our eyes for a dirty brown,
Or a dangerous, sinful black.
Oh no, you did NOT just do this!!!
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
wow this firefly haitus is really taking a while isnt it
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.
…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING
Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family.
"You’re willing to accept that there are aliens and time travel in Doctor Who, but you won’t accept plot holes?"
yES BECAUSE ALIENS AND TIME TRAVEL ARE PART OF THE SHOWS ESTABLISHED CANON WHILE PLOT HOLES ARE A RESULT OF LAZY WRITING
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.